I think Sherlock isn’t joking here. He has literally no idea how he could possibly love being Sherlock Holmes. Being himself. But first things first.
Warning: going into Sherlock’s (terrible) sense of self-worth isn’t going to be a pleasant experience. Especially if we talk about series 3.
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
When someone says something that is 100% not true but it becomes a popular thing within the fandom
'johnlock is canon'
when you flawlessly execute an insult